H O O D S L A M

May 3rd, 2019

Oakland Metro Operhouse

full bar, live music

21+, $20 cover, dontbringyourfnkids

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After Entertania 9 and Lethal Lottery some scores have been settled, and some new beefs have arisen. We return with Broseph Joe Brody and the Hoodslam Band to bring you Party Animal Farm! What species will you discover?

El Chupacabra - after winning the Lethal Lottery, he's the holder of the Virgil Flynn III Memorial Trophy! Not only does he get bragging rights, but he also is awarded any match with any Hoodslammer at any time! In the past, people have used it to win championships or to reign terror on their enemies. El Chupacabra doesn't strike us as a planner, but as everyone now knows he has an ace up his scales he could drop at anytime...

Drugz Bunny - the rabbit with a habit! He was supposed to be in the main event of our 9 year anniversary show, but for the third year running he was unable to perform. This time due to a last minute mugging by Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears, Kenny K and D Rogue). We're told he broke his figgin arm. Hopefully one month is enough of a cocaine infused rehab to return to active action.

The 300 lb MANIMAL - No stranger to Hoodslam, he's roamed the Texas plains during the cold winter. Now that spring has sprung, the Manimal has re-entered the norcal habitat and will bring his bone and like not even shoes to the Oakland Metro!

Pooh Jack - The pissed off bear from the 100 Acre hood has made his presence known the last few months, but Da Squaaaad has started to use their numbers to an advantage. After Lethal Lottery, no honey is lost between this violent vigilante and the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions.

BatManuel - Returning from injury is the dark noche! Last seen as one half of the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions with Johnny Drinko Butabi, he'd not seen action for 6 months leading up to his surprise return at Lethal Lottery! Now that he's back, he's here to restore #JUSTICE to the streets of Oakland.




BUT ALSO -

Holder of the Golden Gig Sensei Joey Nuggs

Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion Richard Shhhnary with his partner in the Milennial Falcons, Berkeley Brawler!

The Stoner Brothers Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner take on Da Squaaad in an Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Match!

DARK Sheik, Link to the Future Anton Voorhees - The CAUTION! (CAUTION)

From Portland, OR they are Four Minutes of Heat Ricky Gibson and Eddie Pearl!

Sweet Boone, Johnny Drinko Butabi, Brittany Wonder, Big B, Matt Carlos, Juice Lee, James C and more or thats it we dont know yet!




+21 up, dontbringyourfnkids